Brilliant Engineer

BRILLIANT ENGINEER AT HIS BEST...

Straight line...

Leaving the end part to hang the house...

Measuring Distance...

Folding the leaf...

From beneath...

Holding two sides together...

Using right side to hold and left side to fold...

Real engineering...

House is hanging to keep enemies out...

Installing the door...

Checking the support and enforcing it with glue...

Isn't it the best engineering?

Nice Definitions

WONDERFULLY DESCRIBED DEFINITIONS...

              CIGARETTE:
              A pinch of tobacco
              rolled in a paper
              with a fire at one end
              and a fool at the other.

              MARRIAGE:

              It's an agreement

              wherein

              a man loses his bachelor degree

              and a woman gains her master.

              LECTURE:

              An art of transmitting Information                 

              from the notes of the lecturer

              to the notes of students

              without passing through the minds

              of either.

              CONFERENCE:

              The confusion of one man

              multiplied by the

              number present. 

              COMPROMISE:

              The art of dividing

              a cake in such a way that

              everybody believes

              he got the biggest piece.

              TEARS:

              The hydraulic force by which

              masculine will power is

              defeated by feminine water-power!

              CONFERENCE ROOM:

              A place where everybody talks,

              nobody listens

              and everybody disagrees later on.

                   ECSTASY:
                   A feeling when you feel
                   you are going to feel
                   a feeling 
                   you have never felt before.

              CLASSIC:

              A book

              which people praise,

              but never read.

              SMILE:

              A curve

              that can set

              a lot of things straight!

              OFFICE:   

              A place

              where you can relax 

              after your strenuous

              home life.

              YAWN:

              The only time

              when some married men

              ever get to open

              their mouth.

              EXPERIENCE:

              The name

              men give

              to their

              mistakes.

              DIPLOMAT:

              A person

              who tells you  

              to go to hell  

              in such a way

              that you 

              actually look forward

              to the trip.

              OPTIMIST:

              A person

              who while falling

              from EIFFEL TOWER

              says in midway

              "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

                     MISER:

                     A person

                     who lives POOR

                     so that

                     he can die RICH!

              FATHER: 

              A banker

              provided by

              nature. 

              BOSS: 

              Someone

              who is early

              when you are late

              and late

              when you are early.

              POLITICIAN:   

              One who  

              shakes your hand  

              before elections  

              and your Confidence

              later.

              DOCTOR:
              A person
              who kills
              your ills
              by pills
              and kills you
              by his bills!

Characters Found In Office

CHARACTERS FOUND IN OFFICE...

The Weirdest Animals On Earth

The Weirdest Animals on Earth...  

The long eared Jerboa is a nocturnal mouse-like rodent found in the deserts of China and Mongolia. It has a long tail, long legs and extremely large ears. Being such a rare creature, it is in danger of extinction.

The Hispaniolan Solenodon, a strange looking shrew-like creature with a long snout and specialised teeth capable of delivering venom. Only two solenodon species exist today, one in Haiti and the Dominican Republic, and the other in Cuba.

The star-nosed Mole's snout has 22 fleshy tentacles that are used to identify food by touch. Often found in North America, it lives in wet lowland areas and eats small invertebrates, aquatic insects, worms and molluscs.

Seapigs live on, or just underneath, the bottom of the ocean and feed on the mud of the seafloor. Scientists haven't yet worked out how they are such a successful deep-sea creature.

The Blobfish is a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than that of the water it occupies. This helps it maintain buoyancy. Hovering just above the sea-floor, the blobfish gobbles edible matter that floats past it.

Discovered in 2005 in the South Pacific Ocean, this creature was dubbed the "yeti lobster" or "yeti crab". It lives at a depth of 2,200 metres on hydrothermal vents along the Pacific-Antarctic.

The White Turtle, whose creamy colour is offset by a few hints of pink, features prominently in Chinese culture - a character in Journey to the West is turned into one for his wrongdoings.

The aye-aye shares a lot in common with the woodpecker - it taps trees to find grubs. When food is located it uses its rodent-like teeth to gnaw a hole, then digs them out with its long middle finger.

The Saiga's unusually over-sized, and flexible, nose warms up the air in winter and filters out the dust in summer.

Leafy Seadragons are covered with leaf-like appendages, making them remarkably camouflaged. Found in Australia, they inhabit calm, cold water and have been protected by the government since 1982.

The slender loris inhabits tropical moist lowland forests found in India or Sri Lanka. The species is threatened by habitat loss.

The Indian Gharial is a critically endangered species and one of the longest of all living crocodilians, sometimes measuring over 20 feet.

The Axolotl is a Mexican neotenic mole salamander. The species originates from the lake underlying Mexico City. Axolotls are used extensively in scientific research due to their ability to regenerate most body parts.

The Guineafowl Puffer, from the Pacific Ocean. When fully expanded, it can reach 50 cm in length.

The frill-necked Lizard, so called because of the large ruff of skin around its neck, runs on its hind-legs when frightened. This behaviour has earnt it the name 'bicycle lizard' in Australia.

Although the Tarsier was once more widespread, all the species living today are found on the islands of Southeast Asia. Each eyeball is approximately 16 mm in diameter and is as large as their entire brain.

The Red Panda is a herbivorous mammal about the size of a cat. It has semi-retractible claws and thick fur on its soles to protect it from the cold and to hide its scent.

The most distinctive trait of the roboscis monkey is the male's large protruding nose. It has been suggested that the female proboscis monkey prefers big-nosed males.